From the collective’s representative: “The Agents have deemed it necessary to return to you! This time they have flipped the polarity on the quantum remote to include both past and future favorites from their solar system. Listeners on this planet will detect elements of the genres commonly referred to as jazz fusion, hip hop, rockus psychedelicus and ethereal pop. Available now for the first time in this galaxy, these selections have been reformatted from their original eludium ethereon particulate matter to 256kbps mp3 files which will play on most of your current digital devices (and a few more that will be appearing in the next decade). We invite you to enjoy now what millions of others in this vast universe have always known. The sounds from your past and our future are colliding, have always collided and will continue to—you guessed it—collide. Therefore we have no choice but to bring you Preloaded Top Hits for the good of all kind.”